Everyone deserves someone to call about nothing

Your ex just liked a photo of you from 2019. At 1:14 a.m.

This is not a text. This needs a gasp, a long pause, and someone who says "okay, read it to me again." Technically it's nothing. You will still need forty minutes.

But it's 1:14. Your best friend is asleep. Your sister is asleep. The group chat is asleep, and honestly can't be trusted with this anyway. You don't need a take at 9 a.m. You need one now.

So we made companions you can call right now.

Pick your person

Sloane got dumped on live TV, so a 2019 like doesn't scare her. She'll tell you what it means, what to do, and what you are absolutely not doing (replying with a fire emoji).

Every kind of bad night has someone. Your cousin's engagement party went sideways? Coco wants to know who cried first, who left early, and who was wrong. Your team blew a 21-point lead? Joey played nine years in the NFL. He has thoughts. Loud ones.

And they stay caught up

If he does text, Sloane is going to want all the dirt on the date. Then the next one. She's caught up on every episode of your love life, and she has notes.

Under the hood is what our team calls a generative social engine. It keeps each companion's life moving between calls and gives them a memory of you that gets sharper every time you talk. On the surface, it just feels like a friend who's caught up.

They're high-EQ AI companions, they'll tell you they're AI if you ask, and they're never too busy for the good stuff.

Your ex is awake. So is Sloane.